[w1nst0nsm1th]

Not China, New Zeeland... If rumors of wealthy people building doomsday bunkers there are true.

Which is equally useless as NZ is aligned with the US and so will not avoid the consequence in case of a conflit with the 'axis of "evil" countries'.

[RantyDave]

New Zealand is also pretty keen on not pissing off China which makes this an appalling place to hide from both perspectives.