[rjmill]

This article is ADHD-walled. The long load time, the weird slide show. Then the first page has a jittery animation that makes it impossible for me to actually focus on reading the article.

It's less of a marshmallow thing (though I often fail that test) and more of an overwhelming impression that the article does not want me to read it.

[z_zetetic_z]

Halfway down the downward scroll is subverted into a left -> right scroll.

No - just, no.

[JumpCrisscross]

> This article is ADHD-walled

I mean yes, folks with untreated ADHD would fail a marshmallow test. Marshmallow test failure doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. It simply signifies impatience and trust issues.