[dheera]

Seems ripe for a "project sharding" platform that splits your project into multiple identical backend projects that each have <1M annual revenue and <1M of your users.

Would save you from the unnecessary calls and coffee chats, you just pay N * subscription fee and get on with your life.

You could probably also use part of the revenue to buy treasury bonds and automagically pay the subscription fees, and it would be a closed intervention-free system.