[twojobsoneboss]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop, on company time.

[Pepe1vo]

That was a rhyme from a simpler time. Now the boss makes a grand and I make a buck. So, let's steal the catalytic converter from the company truck.

[twojobsoneboss]

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The boss makes a dollar, I make a cent, need a side hustle just to pay the rent.