[ii]

If hell is segfault, then Heaven must be a memory leak?

[ramchip]

Heaven is where C programmers go when they move to C++ and discover shared_ptr.

[brl]

Where do C++ programmers go when the move to Java and discover garbage collection?

[herval]

To the second level. Where do you think they go when they move over to Python/Ruby/whatever and find out dynamic typing?

ask Dante Alighieri...

[aaronblohowiak]

return(1);

[cracki]

i'm always wondering why people feel the need to dress up the return keyword as a function.