[codetrotter]

And as an added bonus, we could get that dog classified as a service dog :D

“Sir you need to leave that mutt outside!”

“He’s a service dog”

“Why? You don’t look like you have any disabilities”

“Wow. First of all – rude! Second, yeah you are right I don’t but you see he’s my DDoS dog and I need him with me at all times to protect the company servers”