[switch007]

It's 2024. Here in Europe standard customer service would be: sure, need any help packing your bags?

Unless your account has a few million in it

[loloquwowndueo]

How do you know it doesn’t :)

[switch007]

You mean me - what have I got to do with it?

The clerk would see your balance and probably lots of notices about being a high-net-worth individual etc on their screen

And I don't care about your bank balance :)