I feel like this needs a meshtastic or lora or ham radio feature of some description but i'm definitely drawn to the concept - more as art than function
The GPIO pins give a reasonable point of interface for a LoRa module. Or you could interface it with one of the Lilygo offerings and have a programmable LoRa/Meshtastic/disaster.radio compatible device.
(https://www.lilygo.cc/products/t-echo?variant=42306295857333 or https://www.lilygo.cc/products/t3s3-v1-0 maybe?)