[mjgoeke]

We're already there! Impose some structure in the textual representation of the song and it'll respect the structure musically:

example - "I only ate 3 cheeseburgers"

https://suno.com/song/c15f0251-fbac-4a30-a3e1-002dbc78cb79/

edit: yes, I agree this example amusingly reinforces the rest of what parent is saying

[stusmall]

I know it isn't the point you are trying to make, but I can't think of a better way to re-enforce OP's point of "mediocrity will be even more available" than a mid-00s style, pop country song about eating hamburgers. "Toby Keith but with less to say" might be the gold standard of mediocrity.