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*taps finger to forehead* You can't have a replication crisis if every paper is a new thing without retesting old conclusions. :p

From my brain's obsessive make-a-fun-analogy circuit:

1. Our research shows we can count umbrellas in aerial photos to predict future rainfall. This Predictive Aggregate Umbral Coverage will revolutionize climatology!

2. Our new research using PAUC [1] shows the country of Elbonia will become a desert in a decade.