[grzeshru]

I don’t even understand what there is to dislike. This person lives in misery

[smackeyacky]

There is a great deal to dislike. Primarily he is clearly from an affluent family and all his misery could be solved with a phone call.

[grzeshru]

What makes it seem like, from this piece anyway, that he is from an affluent family? (I don’t know the author/artist whatsoever.) Describe to me the phone call you think ought to take place.

[strken]

"Hey mum, can I move back into your two-bedroom ranch house in North Carolina?"

"Oh honey, of course you can!"

Note that he did in fact move back in, so this conversation must have happened in some form.

[grzeshru]

That’s not particularly affluent.

[badpun]

He stole a $4k suit out of a store, for one thing.

[logicprog]

The store will be fine.

[HDThoreaun]

Barney's new york is now closed, it was not fine.

[badpun]

How about he steals your suit next, you'll likely be fine as well.