[renhanxue]

It's a thing the author of that article does, at least. He's got an article mostly about how to escalate identity theft complaints here that touches on it: https://www.kalzumeus.com/2017/09/09/identity-theft-credit-r...

It's very long so I'll just quote a small bit specifically about the Investor Relations:

> If you cannot route letters to the legal department, go as high up as required. Pro-tip: virtually every major US company has a department called Investor Relations which is trivially discoverable, very well-funded, publicly routable, and very bored during 80% of the year. You can excuse any letter to Investor Relations with: "I am a shareholder in BigBank. I was therefore profoundly displeased when I learned…"

> What’s a well-paid bored professional in Investor Relations going to do with your account information? Nothing? Nothing is a great way to get fired. No, they’re going to open up their internal phone tree or ticketing system and say “I have a letter from an investor which alleges an identity theft issue. Which group handles that? Your department? Great; handle it and call me when you’re done. Do you want it by fax, email, or FedEx?”

For this to work though you've got to present like your position in the stock is in the millions of dollars, even if it's actually like $100. The author of the article has been in the financial industry for a very long time, and has also spent a long time as a Japanese salaryman, so he can definitely pull that off.

[dexwiz]

There are a ton of free services only accessible to those with money. For example, if you buy jewelry from any luxury store you can often also bring it in for free cleaning. But they will honor this for any piece you bought from them. And if you bring in a mix of pieces they will often clean them all.

Luxury retail isn’t often worth it, but when it is it comes with lifetime services.