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(a) we know parrots enjoy not only social media, but playing video games

(b) parrots have better visual acuity than humans

(c) a parrot's mess is cheap: they eat like, well, birds

(d) ???

(e) profit from the military-industrial complex

[compare The Game of Rat and Dragon (1955)]

[wrs]

Well, we already tried pigeon-guided missiles…

https://www.military-history.org/feature/pigeon-guided-missi...

[math_dandy]

These were rendered obsolete by shark-mounted lasers.