[proactivesvcs]

Here's me, a Uniformly Dopey Peasant.

  nmap -sV -p 53 35.223.197.204
  Starting Nmap 7.94SVN ( https://nmap.org ) at 2024-04-01 20:16 BST
  Nmap scan report for 204.197.223.35.bc.googleusercontent.com (35.223.197.204)
  Host is up (0.11s latency).

  PORT   STATE SERVICE VERSION
  53/tcp open  domain?
  1 service unrecognized despite returning data. If you know the service/version, please submit the
  following fingerprint at https://nmap.org/cgi-bin/submit.cgi?new-service :
  SF-Port53-TCP:V=7.94SVN%I=7%D=4/1%Time=660B081A%P=x86_64-pc-linux-gnu%r(DN
  SF:SVersionBindReqTCP,4F,"\0M\0\x06\x81\x05\0\x01\0\x01\0\0\0\0\x07version
  SF:\x04bind\0\0\x10\0\x03\xc0\x0c\0\x10\0\x01\0\0\0d\0#\"TCP\x20is\x20for\
  SF:x20enterprise\x20clients\x20only")%r(DNSStatusRequestTCP,3D,"\0;\0\0\x9
  SF:0\x05\0\0\0\x01\0\0\0\0\xc0\x0c\0\x10\0\x01\0\0\0d\0#\"TCP\x20is\x20for
  SF:\x20enterprise\x20clients\x20only");

[nablags]

Our company culture codifies that our free and enterprise customers are uniformly referred to as peasants.

Enterprise customers are called "Top Customer Peasants"