[aerhardt]

The face of the author, if this isn’t a joke and commenters in the thread are categorically affirming it is.

Honestly, I don’t see why a variation of this wouldn’t work. It’s like a headline is a sprint goal or an epic or whatever agile artifact you choose… You can still apply good engineering practices from there on: splitting the work into smaller bills, working against a solid definition-of-done, testing rigorously, etc.