[lb1lf]

Or, as a cat-loving friend of mine succinctly sums up the difference between dogs and cats and their relationship to us:

Dog: The humans feed me; they must be God.

Cat: The humans feed me; I must be God.

[Cthulhu_]

Counterpoint: Cats yell at you when it rains, because they have observed you make the rain (in the shower) start, therefore, you are a God that can control the weather.