[twixfel]

And "stopped reading at X" (X usually being on the first line or last line, for added stupidity in either direction, and often over something completely marginal). I wonder if there is a list of template hacker news comments anywhere.

[seabass-labrax]

This might be close enough!

http://bradconte.com/files/misc/HackerNewsParodyThread/

[metadat]

Great link, colejohnson66 just submitted it: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=39850078