[mihaaly]

A lawyer dies and demands audience with the Lord right away.

- Lord, why did I have to die so young at 45, in the prime of my life?!

- Hmm, let me check our records, what's your name, John Smith? ... John Smith ... here it is! You say you are only 45? According to your billable hours you are past 112.

[gajus]

Yay! A new joke. I've been collecting jokes for several years. Pretty rare to run into a new one after a while.

[jeremybenmeir]

This is well done