[FraterSKM]

Go to the nearest jam band show/festival near you, you'll find some in under 5 minutes

[Integrape]

Just hang around in the lot, it will find it's way to you.

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A friend of mine noticed his hair had reached a certain length when people stopped trying to sell to him and started trying to buy from him.

[denton-scratch]

For decades now, whenever I've tried to make a street deal, the vendor has sidled away, saying "I think you're a cop". I don't have much hair nowadays.