[airstrike]

It was so annoying that I just skimmed through until I found the bolded terms, realized I disagree with the hot take and closed the tab without further reading. Maybe I'm wrong to do so and missed out on some invaluable piece of advice, but if the message is this boring, confusing and wasteful of the reader's time, maybe that's not on me

[rokkitmensch]

You did fine. "Knowing what not to read is the wonder weapon", to repurpose the old joke.

Every paragraph without a thesis statement loses another significant fraction of readers.