[squigz]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge%27s_law_of_headline...

[jrm4]

Oh, come on, no.

Clearly this "law" is for clickbaity potentially-but-not-likely factual headlines, not ones that are obviously to some extent metaphorical.

[squigz]

> Oh, come on, no.

That's what I said!