[LIV2]

> lol good ol' Norwegian justice system.

Denmark and Norway are two different countries

[garciansmith]

But they were unified not that long ago, 1814, so the confusion is understandable.

[extragood]

"I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian Consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 auto-gyro?"

[fuzzfactor]

Sorry, your high-tech solution has already left the aerodrome.

Can I interest you in a carrier pigeon as a fallback?

He flies good, his name is Fred, for express service, fill out this FredEx paperwork and pay at the window.