[ismaelct]

I'm so going to steal this

[quesera]

It's stolen from George Carlin.

Attribution would be appropriate!

[allknowingfrog]

I rather doubt that George is concerned with attribution at this point, but I freely admit that I was probably misquoting somebody.

[quesera]

Attribution is not only for living people.

You got the quote close enough for a plagiarism complaint. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWPCE2tTLZQ