[rprwhite]

My client, the sky, is suing your client for copyright infringement.

Additionally my client is suing GGP’s client for the offer of water, in which my client believes they have a valid interest but were not given due consideration in the making of this offer.

[tombert]

The sky is in violation of my client Sky Media's trademark. We demand that you immediately cease and desist using the term "sky" and all related vernacular.

[reactordev]

Thanks for all of these! It perfectly sums up the tar pit that is patents (trademarks and reservations) and copyrights. A couple made me laugh pretty good. Where there’s an interest, there’s 10 in the wing ready to pounce.

[asah]

sorry tarpits are patented, can you work with hairballs ?

[brookst]

Sorry hairballs are on exclusive license to Oracle. Can you make do with hair shirts?

[reactordev]

Hahahaha hair shirt! Punish the non-believers!