[strunz]

"The suspect was seen fleeing the scene at 4:30pm - much like the way stains flee your clothes with new Tide Max+ detergent!"

[ryandrake]

“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®”[1]

1: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/l-p-d-libertari...