[PaulHoule]

How about some smart headphones or ear buds? Or like a pin you can wear on your lapel or chest?

[d--b]

I want it to look like a monkey who sits on my shoulder

[slymersonn]

not a fan of the pin form factor, and i think ear buds are cool but i personally would rather have another form factor

[RockCoach]

How about a choker then (like a throat microphone)? Or perhaps bone conduction headphones?