[dmix]

I'm not sure talking about hairy spiders in your opening sentence will work wonders with women.

[Loughla]

It won't work until it works really well with one specific woman.

[AlecSchueler]

I'm not sure women are as homogeneous as you're suggesting.

[ssnri]

I guess I’ll have to fall back on my oversized genitals

[tomcam]

Can't unsee this