[noisy_boy]

Lesson for US customers: If you really want your shipment to be delivered, add a bullet or a pinch of gunpowder to the shipment.

[mthoms]

Someone once suggested that if you are travelling by air and absolutely must have your checked bag arrived with you - put a starter's pistol in there (and fill out the appropriate paperwork).

The chances of that baggage being lost or misdirected is basically zero.