To be non-interacting with anything... and that makes them rather foreverish.
The problem is that the structure of the PFAS (a fluorocarbon chain with an OH at the end) looks a LOT like a hydrocarbon chain with an OH on the end... that's a saturated fatty acid which is crucial for body metabolism.
So yes, it had one job - and it did that job well. It also looks like something that has another job... and does that job really poorly when substituted.