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Also off topic, but your comment "It's like giving a tank to a soccer mom and telling her to have fun in traffic" reminds me of the 1995 San Diego Tank Rampage where a guy stole a tank from a Nat'l Guard base and took it on the freeway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6UBW0wrB18

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1995_San_Diego_tank_rampage