[Arrath]

I swear my girlfriend relishes in reading me the entire, 300 words of SEO bait product listings on Amazon. Babe, I'm begging you please, you can stop at "xl dog bed" I don't need to hear the rest that goes "fluffy for best friend comfort for large dogs pitbull great Dane german Shepard..."

[notpachet]

There's a nucleus for a standup bit in there somewhere.

[Arrath]

"To get her to stop I said 'Sure, sounds good, buy it.

..anyway that's how I ended up with a Great Dane."