[teekert]

So true. Normies be using security questions like “What was your fist dog called?” while posting about their first dog’s name in public #insta while complaining about being targeted by a 1337 h4x0r.

[Firmwarrior]

Ah yes, many fond memories of my dog dumfyg-gycpid-8Vujmi

[willis936]

Good ol dumfyg. I've bad a hard time pronouncing their name to service reps over the phone when locked out of an account.

[eastbound]

In the future, people will name themselves XÆA-12 so even their login can’t be guessed.

[fsflover]

You could just say "it's some gibberish" to restore the account.

[jessekv]

"What was your first dog's name?"

"Oh, something random."

"Ah yes, correct, welcome back."

[RandomBacon]

That's why people should make up something believable like "Mr. Poop Muffins"