[scarmig]

Very few are meaningful on a resume. The best I can think of for a SWE is RHCE. Regardless of if you get the cert/keep it updated, it's stuff you should know.

Another respectable cert track is CCNA/CCIE. That is, of course, entirely networking, but it's really interesting, and the context it provides is very useful for day to day dev work.

Those are the only two I'd put any positive signal in on a resume. The rest would be either neutral or negative (if you have a dozen different certs listed on your resume, it triggers apprehension in me).