[renewiltord]

Yeah, here are some more videos. Some of them barely need to breathe in the direction to drop a fully grown man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8uZVyq4NIc

There are some ancient arts that are unbelievably powerful. We have forgotten breath techniques that allow you to survive in space and travel backwards through time. It is said that some of the great warriors of the past practised these techniques. How could David destroy Goliath? With a sling? I broke my arm once and had it in a sling. Wouldn't have helped me destroy a titan. It was martial arts.

Some say Superman wasn't just a comic book story but a real man who used these techniques. Unfortunately, he defected to the Japanese and so we had to drop an atomic bomb to stop him. Many of the unique methods were lost with him.

[shwaj]

The word sling also refers to a weapon used to thow projectiles. https://youtu.be/6irNkhLdApk

[renewiltord]

What about the Superman part. Any videos for that?

[tmtvl]

Poe's law is strong with this one. The Superman bit makes me inclined to believe this is just a joke, but I know there's real believers out there.

[lagadu]

It wasn't the "forgotten breath techniques that allow you to survive in space and travel backwards through time"?

[yencabulator]

Well, the good news is that if someone re-discovers them later, they can then teach them to us at this time.

[tmtvl]

I mean there are stories of people believing kung fu training would make them impervious to bullets, so that doesn't seem too big a leap. Wasn't breatharianism a thing people believed in?