[bombcar]

At this point they should just buy Epic Healthcare and consolidate.

[rlegit]

Pretty close

https://www.epic.com/epic/archive/april-fools/epic-to-merge-...

[galangalalgol]

I never expected a dystopian megacorp to start from a cartoon or videogame company. As a kid I figured it would kick off with walmart buying lockmart and just calling itself Mart.

[lagniappe]

Come come now, you know what would make you feel better? Let's open some loot crates.