[Jem]

This reminds me of a conversation I had with a lady at the bank once.

Lady: "What do you do, then?"

Me: "I'm a web developer"

Lady: "Oh, so a web designer!"

Me: "Er, close, I'm a web developer - I make designs work"

Lady: "Oh, I get it! So like in Microsoft Word?"

Me: "..."

Thankfully, the majority of my family are computer literate and don't require babying over the subject.