[coldtea]

>Go down to customs once a week to argue with the guy. One week you can't have it because it looks used. It doesn't look used. Next week you can't have it because they think I'm importing to resell it.

Cousin Eddie: I'm real glad that things are going good for you, Clark.

Clark: Mm-hm.

Cousin Eddie: I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory.

Clark: Ahem.

Cousin Eddie: And now, wouldn't you know it... ...the Army cut my disability pension... ...because they said the plate in my head wasn't big enough.

Clark: Shoo.

Catherine: Eddie, Clark and Ellen don't want to hear about our troubles.

Clark: No, no. It's very interesting.

Aunt Edna: Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as hell can't take a hint.