Whether or not it’s a worthwhile use of energy is certainly debatable, but it’s not exactly “pretend internet money” when you can trade it for billions worth of USD in a single day with minimal slippage
It also doesn't really fit the definition of money, certainly not good money, it's a speculative asset or at best a transaction intermediate. Almost nothing is priced in Bitcoin, it's priced in dollars and converted to a Bitcoin quantity at the time a transaction is to proceed due to extreme volatility. There's no closed-loop economy where pricing is so specified - even in El Salvador - because you then have to sell it to pay your suppliers and your taxes. You don't sell money, if that makes sense.
Using the fact you can sell it for minimal slippage, you could call Apple shares money, but they're not. They're shares. Nothing is priced in Apple shares.
The attributes of money are: durability, portability, divisibility, uniformity, limited supply, and acceptability.
Bitcoin is not accepted basically anywhere (the overwhelming majority of places that claim to, use a service like BitPay that immediately sells it and gives the merchant actual money). It's also not uniform, because each sat carries with it the entire transaction history. It's also not particularly portable because its global transaction count is limited to 7tps and it costs an unbelievable quantity to do so from time to time. It's also not durable because everyone keeps losing their wallets and the lost bitcoin is effectively destroyed. All it has is limited supply and divisibility -- and portability, depending how compelling you find my argument against -- but you really do have to get all 6 to win.
Coinbase attorneys regularly compare crypto to Beanie Babies.
> "It is akin to the sale of a parcel of land, the value of which may fluctuate after the sale. Or a condo in anew development. Or an American Girl Doll, or a Beanie Baby, or a baseball card," Coinbase attorneys stated in a motion it filed in August 2023. [1]
That’s the thing though: you can’t trade a billion dollars if Bitcoin for USD in a day! Tether, sure, but not actual money.
The original USD sunk into the system is mostly gone, spent on electricity, mining rigs, hookers, and blow.
If you attempted to withdraw that much money, you’d be stonewalled.
The only way to do it would be to hire some coders, set up your own “trading” web site, and convince a million rubes to part with a thousand each on average. You’d have to do this for years while loudly saying “Bitcoin is not fake money” in every Internet forum you can spam, because otherwise the music might stop before you can cash out.
But it is pretend internet money! These people are trading "a proof of work backed cryptocurrency", pretend internet money. It is indeed, by convention, worth real dollars, but there's no underlying thing except bullshit.
It could have been a sqlite db file on a raspberry pi somewhere, keeping track of digital jars of goat semen that people then pay real dollars for. But no, instead we're wasting one Australia worth of electricity on Bitcoin.
Even in the theoretically trustless world of cryptocurrency, you still need to trust that if you give 1USD to someone in exchange for $1 worth of Bitcoin, they will actually give you that $1 worth of Bitcoin, and vice versa. And the history of cryptocurrency seems to indicate that virtually everybody who has ever occupied that role for cryptocurrency is not worthy of that amount of trust.
Using the fact you can sell it for minimal slippage, you could call Apple shares money, but they're not. They're shares. Nothing is priced in Apple shares.
The attributes of money are: durability, portability, divisibility, uniformity, limited supply, and acceptability.
Bitcoin is not accepted basically anywhere (the overwhelming majority of places that claim to, use a service like BitPay that immediately sells it and gives the merchant actual money). It's also not uniform, because each sat carries with it the entire transaction history. It's also not particularly portable because its global transaction count is limited to 7tps and it costs an unbelievable quantity to do so from time to time. It's also not durable because everyone keeps losing their wallets and the lost bitcoin is effectively destroyed. All it has is limited supply and divisibility -- and portability, depending how compelling you find my argument against -- but you really do have to get all 6 to win.
Coinbase attorneys regularly compare crypto to Beanie Babies.
> "It is akin to the sale of a parcel of land, the value of which may fluctuate after the sale. Or a condo in anew development. Or an American Girl Doll, or a Beanie Baby, or a baseball card," Coinbase attorneys stated in a motion it filed in August 2023. [1]
[1] https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2024/01/19/crypto-beani...