[mmh0000]

That would work, but modern starships use a rotating phased tachyon field to prevent that.

[AlexAndScripts]

With an inversed polarity!

[unaesthetic]

And fitted with six hydrocoptic marzlevanes to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft to effectively prevent side fumbling.

[rickydroll]

go home, Scotty, you are drunk!

[mhandley]

For those who have never had the oportunity to learn of the marvels of the Turbo Encabulator: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7G7xOG2Ag