[apantel]

Only a Luddite would have the attention span to read that long of an article. Alas, I am not a Luddite.

[AnarchismIsCool]

Can you explain what you mean here because this mostly sounds like a self own?

Ultimately, the luddites are just trying to prevent capital from destroying the working class.

Not that this would be apparent because nobody read...

The Fucking Article

[apantel]

It was a joke: technology has collapsed the attention span, therefore Luddites would have long attention spans; only someone with a long attention span would be able to read a long-form article like this one.