[ldmosquera]

I lolled at the "egress optimization" tag, then followed it and found this other gem:

https://practicalbetterments.com/drill-holes-in-your-keys/

Makes sense in an XKCD kinda way.

[supertron]

> How to drill holes in your keys

> Drilling holes in your keys is easy.

> 1. Find a partner whose father is a retired precision engineer who owns a pillar drill.

> 2. Ask him to do it.

> 3. Be very grateful.

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