[IlliOnato]

I think, in context I could guess the meaning of "Not here to fuck spiders" in Australian English.

But I don't think I could guess the meaning of "0800" in Brazilian Portuguese...

:-)

[cookie_monsta]

Fwiw, as an Australian I have never heard that one but, yeah - there's enough context there to figure it out.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some spiders to wine and dine