[justrealist]

You have no idea how long the tail of legacy MR-based daily stat aggregation workflows is in BigCorps.

The batch daily log processor jobs will last longer than Fortran. Longer than Cobol. Longer than earth itself.

[yjftsjthsd-h]

> The batch daily log processor jobs will last longer than Fortran. Longer than Cobol.

Nonsense... They'll end at the same time. Which is approximately concurrently with the universe.

[danvk]

Or 2037.