[zenmaster10665]

I thought this was a 29 year old Male grasshopper...time for bed.

[elevatedastalt]

I read it first as 29 year old M grasshopper has a nest egg, and I was like, fuck a damn grasshopper has beat me to FIRE.

[hammyhavoc]

He's a single parent looking for love.

[baxtr]

Could also be single and depressed. Soon turning 30 and all he has is just a bunch of soon-to-be-kids. Poor fellow.

[Smar]

29 year old male grasshopper nest with eggs would certainly be something.