[rpmisms]

When I was a teenager, I would carry around small baggies of baking powder, just in case I got arrested for something. I enjoyed trouble a bit too much, although never enough to actually get arrested.

[hoten]

I would be immensely paranoid that an arresting cop would find this somehow personally offensive, and replace my joke cocaine with real cocaine.

[LorenPechtel]

I've been tempted to put a folder of kitty porn on my computer. Exactly as labeled--cats having sex.

[rpmisms]

Make sure to label everything by the age of the cats involved, too.