[sgt101]

Don't worry, it's quite common for people who are busy and important like you not to know this. In our experience that's because the people that work for them are simply not using modern working practices.

It is a problem though, because frankly, although you might think that moving to a more modern way of working is a simple fix, we have found that your employees are actually your enemies and are plotting to kill you and your family. You might think that you depend on them to get work done, but we can fix that for you and get our much more skilled and low paid workers to do the job instead.

You will find out that if you allow us to take the required steps to prevent your family from rape and murder your shareholders will get a bump as well! And of course you will as well, you can expect your bonus to at least triple, and you are worth it for sure.

We have already set up the culling stations filled with whirling blades to deal with the scum downstairs, if you say nothing at all we will act and slaughter them instantly. There is no guilt, only reward.

We love you.