[unpopularopp]

I can imagine but none of these are happening on my Windows PC :shrug:

I'm not saying you are wrong but I can also wrote about anecdotal experiences about Linux and spending hours in the terminal fixing problems, googling forums for hours and such.

But I get it, it's an easy ragebait on HN and works all the time

[realusername]

Honestly I don't see how you could avoid those on Windows unless you are using a customized ISO with everything striped out or never upgraded from Windows 7. It's not something that may happen, it's the stock experience nowadays.

[unpopularopp]

Windows 10 LTSC

Nothing is preinstalled and the rest (like the update policy) takes like 10 minutes to set up maximum. I mean I'd spend the same time on other OSes well setting up after a fresh install