[dekhn]

"An update on Airplane"

"The update is we're cancelling it"

[pixl97]

"Hello this is your captain speaking.... The wings have fallen off the airplane and we'll be landing very shortly"

[throwuxiytayq]

Reminds me of how my boss set up a meeting to discuss my future in the company the other day.

[ok_dad]

“The future is now: you’re fired.”

[jonnycoder]

“Dear loyal customers, in these robust economic times we regret to inform you that we are laying you off. You have 3 months of support severance.”

[Rapzid]

All hands brace for impact.