[SeanKilleen]

"Dadabase" was right there.

[hotsauceror]

That’s what my travel mug says. Best Father’s Day gift ever.

Here’s a freebie for you new dads:

What do you call a spider with twenty eyes?

A spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiider.

[rareitem]

You call it a S20r

[selimthegrim]

Don’t give the Cyrillic Unicode people any more ideas.

[mark-r]

Only works in print unfortunately.

[lelandfe]

What's an avant-garde artist's favorite way to store information?

[nullhole]

Ceci n'est pas une blague.

[pugworthy]

Take my a well considered upvote for a clever reply.

[adonovan]

A distributed Léger?

[Biganon]

An Arp table?

[lelandfe]

Ooh, this one I had to look up for both sides. Well played