[milsorgen]

And when the cats get out of control introduce a bear? Or is it an alligator? ;)

[a1369209993]

No, just butcher all but one of the female cats to make *cat meat roasts*, and stick the spare in a cage. (Keep the males for vermin control.) See also [0].

0: http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Catsplosion

[throwaway81523]

I will have to ask the old lady who swallowed the fly.

[moron4hire]

I don't think NY has a native bear population (well, it does, but it's the wrong kind of bear), but you could get the alligator from the sewer.

[alexvoda]

You need to eventually make this ecology circular.

[tomcam]

Just ate our apartment cat—-thanks for that advice.

Wait now I need a new one

[alephnerd]

You huff glue, eat cat food, and chug some beer.

[reducesuffering]

Think Tank afficionado and Always Sunny fan? Quite the man of culture.

[alephnerd]

IASIP was a fairly popular show among my cohort of staffers.

[reducesuffering]

Reassuring to know IASIP is upstream of US policy. We’re going to make it.

[alephnerd]

But comptrollers get paid shit.

[Verdex]

Alligator. When winter comes they freeze to death.